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{"fact":"Cats have been domesticated for half as long as dogs have been.","length":63}
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{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only cat is about 3 to 5 years while an indoor-only cat can live 16 years or much longer.","length":124}
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