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{"slip": { "id": 13, "advice": "If you're feeling tired or anxious, a pint of water will almost always make you feel better."}}
{"fact":"Long, muscular hind legs enable snow leopards to leap seven times their own body length in a single bound.","length":106}
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{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}
{"slip": { "id": 85, "advice": "If you don't want something to be public, don't post it on the Internet."}}
{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}
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